PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And t